talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

(Source: taylor-swift, via bloody-men-with-blue-eyes)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via cumfort)

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

is that dylan o’brien

chihirofujisaiki:

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via fiction-makes-miso-sad)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

I’m SO DONE

(via orgasm)

annabellehector:

Should have got an Oscar

annabellehector:

Should have got an Oscar

(Source: funnywildlife, via fiction-makes-miso-sad)

Tom the Hungarian Cookie Monster

(Source: marvelokilous, via timelordangelofasgard)

guy:

you know that really good feeling you get when you sing the lyrics of a new song you’ve been listening to perfectly for the first time

m4rcobodt:

when u open some food in front of ur friends

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(via guy)

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

(via fiction-makes-miso-sad)

(Source: shialablunt, via cumfort)

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via orgasm)

actinglikeicare:

This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde

actinglikeicare:

This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde

(via guy)