i’m scared of little kid because i was driving down my road and these kids were standing in the road and i asked them to move and the one kid looked at me and said “no. hit us” and i could tell he had nothing left to lose
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
the perfect tity is the titty that fits perfectly in ur hand and all titties are different sizes and all hands are different sizes so the tity that fits ur hand is ur tity soulmate
Is this the male equivalent to Cinderella and the glass slipper??
fun fact! not everyone is heterosexual! or cisgendered!
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”